Aug 20, 2010

Life of an IT Student

Oh well might as well share the fact that not all course is easy but this is it. Fame before morals.

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First things first... well IT means Information Technology. IT people doesn't end up with freakin' Call Center Agents or Service Crews. They should end up working in HP or some sort for freaking large companies. But stupid IT people who can't accept that they are either Programmers or System Analyst, end up with nothing but a big stash of fat arse staying home HTTP (Human Transformed To Parasite) peeps.

IT applies on Application Development, System Development, Software Analysts and a lot more.

But don't say that "When I finished college, I will work at HP or whatever," stop day dreaming because it won't happen like you always dream of.

Second, IT Course is filled with Programming Applications and Programming Codes. No matter where you go, there will always be a programming language behind your tail.

Third, INTO PROGRAMMING. Programming languages is composed of COBOL, Pascal, Basic, C++, Turbo C, Java, Visual Basic, HTML and a whole lot more.

Fourth Cobol to Java uses MS DOS COMMAND. Java can also use JCREATOR, an application of Sun Micro Systems, the owner now of ORACLE.

Fifth, Visual Basic is the easiest thing of all. It is a drag and drop application.

Sixth, HTML is a manual coding, unless you know how to use ADOBE DREAMWEAVER. Dreamweaver is an application made by Adobe that helps programmers create a drag and drop code-generated website. But be weary, you should know how the TAGS work.

Seventh, if you can't accept that you are into programming. Drop the course and just stay at home. Succumb your laziness and die like nothing happened into your life.

Eight, stop complaining that "It's hard to program!" You are complaining already yet, you haven't done anything at all. If yer like that, drop the subject matter!

Ninth, use your head not your memorization skills. Memorization is nothing if you don't know how the codes work, you stupid little fag!

Tenth, always prepare yourself on programs. Stop complaining that it' hard. No matter what course you take everything is difficult.

Twelfth, don't be surprised when you saw on your curriculum "THESIS." God, everything in this world has a "THESIS" in their curriculum, damn it.

Thirteenth, stash of money is needed. Stupid, of course money is wasted for a damn purpose of finishing a thesis. You need to use a lot of money if you want to pass and finish the Book Binding series and printing age.

Fourteenth, Morals before pleasures you conceited fool.

Fifteenth, act your consistent age, dang it. Information Technology is a survival of the fittest.

That means you have to charge in a war with a complete weapon and body armor, you ignorant runt. Charging in a war without nothing to bring is a suicide.

Sixteenth, being a slow learner in IT World is a real time slap of truth "A NO-GO THING."

Seventeenth, crying in front of your professor just because you were scolded because your program is wrong and you don't understand what he/she explained, will just make a fool of yerself.

Eighteenth, if your groupmates doesn't want you in their group just because you are not good in programming, then do the project yourself.

I am a demanding person when it comes to my groupmate contents.

Nineteenth, IT Students who have laptops always have their head down. Doing program coding. Not playing games for heaven's sake. Take off all your stupid games, stop using Facebook for worthless updates, stop the Twitter! AND STOP THE PLURK IF YOU HAVE A PROJECT DAMN IT!!!

Twentieth, ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE INTO PROGRAMMING FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! STOP COMPLAINING THAT IT IS HARD!! THERE IS NO EASY COURSE IN THE WORLD! IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE INTO PROGRAMMING, THEN DROP THE SUBJECT AND LET ALONE ROT LIKE A DYING INSECT.










20 tips for an IT STUDENT.

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